about me

hey! i'm charlotte, tea drinker, writer, and professional nerd.

updates

i've been more inactive because of school, but hopefully i can get my queue up and running again along with tags!

networks + families

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hypebeast:
“ Flask: A bar hidden inside a Coca-Cola vending machine
”

hypebeast:

Flask: A bar hidden inside a Coca-Cola vending machine

patricksass:

People say the British are nice and polite but I think they’re forgetting that we once hated a British Prime Minister so much that upon her death the entire country got “Ding-Dong The Witch Is Dead” to Number 2 in the charts the British may not be as forward as some other countries but holy shit can we fuck you up

rei-matsuoka:
“ akie-sensei:
“ scotland-graveyard:
“ eyress:
“ I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke...

rei-matsuoka:

akie-sensei:

scotland-graveyard:

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS

The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.

I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.

It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

This is genius

I’ll just play that because there is Tabasco sauce

dont remind me of such horrors

is this beanboozeled with shots

witchinspace:
“ I was watching friends and theres a fucking potato in the cake stand
”

witchinspace:

I was watching friends and theres a fucking potato in the cake stand

letospizza:

bathing in a galaxy

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